Have you guys ever seen anything like this? (2:20 - 2:30)
http://windsurfingmag.com/videos/2010/02/01/video-tubamancha/

For those don't want to view the video, it's a couple of guys with boards, booms, masts, sails etc. all attached to a backpack frame for carrying down to the beach. With something like this, I might be able to get a NW Acadia session from Wreck.... or other remote, nude places